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2008-08-30T01:58:00.000-07:00

Ya... so the report books are out and I made quite and improvement 15th in class and 31th in level. Mrs Cha seems quite pleased too, I guess. But then the holidays are not going to be fun... PSLE is around the corner, so I hope to reach my 50th post before the coundown clock hits the 20th day mark. Well, theres strill room for a tiny bit of fun before everyone goes psycho. Before the day of poor mental health, this is what I hope to accomplish.

1. Crush Jialin at Ping Pong
2. Find my purpose in life.
3. Find a crush. (Sounds rather stupid, but a promised the girls I would find one before PSLE is over... )
4. Try to find a way to make Grad Nite fun : Depends on the theme. Hopefully its not High School Musical or Camp Rock.

Nothing much.

2008-08-26T05:38:00.000-07:00

Now that I know all my prelim results, I should probably announce it...

English : 77%
Chinese : 93%
Maths : 92%
Science : 75.5%
HMT : Merit

Probably a good time to visit bllogs since quite a few of us will be posting our Prelim results. Other than that, I said all I need to say in the last post...

i hate the world PT 2

2008-08-25T02:37:00.000-07:00

So... The prelim results are released today (Maths and english , that is). Did quite well on the whole, 77% english and 92% for maths. So thats a new record for English, the previous one being 75%. The rest are not out yet, but theres no hurry. Thats good. But if you think you did poorly I think I got some useful tips for you to cope with your sadness. ( Usefulness not guaranteed )

1. Cry all you want in the shower . The sound will be drowned by the water, along with all that misery...
2. Yell at the world during a thunderstorm. ( Blame God for your misfortune )
3. Eat lots of chocolate. That way, you will be too concerned about your weight gain to worry about your results.
4. Indulge in drugs. If you get arrested, its not my problem. Blame yourself for not choosing any of the three options above.

Next topic. Did you realise that the world is becoming very girly?! I mean, in a modern household, its the mother who usually takes charge nowadays . More fathers are staying at home while the mothers go to work. Another example, weapon arts. Swordsdancing?! Its supposed to be swordsfighting for crying out loud! Even men are becoming more and more girly. Its all about finesse nowadays. What happened to the violence? Also, the world is being invaded by sissys.

Lastly, the olympics. It ended not long ago, yet I have nothing much to say about it since Singapore did not really participate in a lot of events . But still, congrats to our fine women's table tennis team who managed to earn us a silver medal. First one ever in that long 48 years! Woohoo, I guess.

Prelims

2008-08-22T01:55:00.000-07:00

Ya... The prelims are over, but theres still PSLE... Ugh... 43 days away from PSLE (excluding oral and listening ) which equals to 6 weeks and a day. Also theres only 1 week left to september holidays although its will not be enjoyable due to the pressure and stuff like that. How is it that we are able to enjoy our 6th and final year of primary education? (after PSLE does not count cuz theres nothing to teach then. ) But at least the school is taking us to Malaysia yay... And then theres grad nite . (Wonder if they accepted my suggestion? ) All ths talking makes me miss 5E even more. I miss the good ol' days. Hopefully someone will organize a reunion before we go to secondary school (Providing I make it to one ) Sigh*

I hate the world

2008-08-16T19:06:00.000-07:00

This will be my last post before prelim. I shall not be post anymore until Prelim/ PSLE/ My life is over, or as and when I feel like it. And if I find out who came up with the idea of these exams I'm gonna... I feel theres no need to finish that sentence. ( Unless u r retarded you can feel free to request for me to complete that sentence. ) Without exams life would be so much better. Translation : less stress. Glad the oral exams are over though, I HATE EM!!! I think oral exams are and waste of saliva and time. I could find at least a million things better to do (although TV shows these days are getting lamer and lamer. The anime is not bad though at the most, other than that, nbothing else to say...So buh-bye then

random

2008-08-14T21:24:00.000-07:00

Hi... PSLE oral is finally over so hurrah. By the way, I got a new background . U like? (probably not. And a vid playlist (somthin's wrong. there should be 7 vids...) But who cares?! Not like anyone eva visits this blog and I'm not sure why I'm even posting. It feels like talking to myself. Mental therapy anyone? Can't wait 4 PSLE 2 be over. Pizzas, fishing, monkeys and other nonsence awaits! But until then, must bear with it...Sigh...

Now for the grand announcement : Clement Ng has a serious case of Body odour. Please buy him some deodorant . (I mean, can you believe he told me he showers 5 times a day?!)

Hiya people!!!

2008-05-17T04:55:00.000-07:00

Long time no see! Have you seen the latest issue of Jialin comics? If you did, then do me a favour... Do not mention this to Jialin. Speaking of our dear girl, she's leaving for China for vacation tommorow... Did you enjoy your last CCA session? Mine is OK la...But then, we can come back after PSLE... Yay! Then there's the famous Swimming Carnival. Personally I don't like these events ( How would you feel if Clement is next to you during sports day, with a drink spillage right in front of you? ) Anyways, I'm looking forward to the trip to Pasir Ris Park. The fresh air, the monkeys.... ( Especially the monkeys!!! )

Hello!

2008-04-18T01:07:00.000-07:00

Salutations! Been busy lately? I've been working on a new comic book, <>. Well, most of them include our famous and "very noticeable" Head Prefect, Emil Lim Zhao Wei! Issue 1 is done, it is now in pulishing (photocopying) Please lemme know if you want a copy! A few people read it already...^^ And they like it! Thats good news for my comic production. I'm gonna add Emil's sidekick, Chang Yao in Issue 2.(Jialin had once had a crush on him) as Emil's love rival. Or Daniel, haha. One more thing. Don't let the people mentioned in this post kmow about this. (Thay will murder me!!!) Good thing they don't visit this blog. This applies specially to the male organisms who have evalueted/read this book.

:@)

2008-03-26T23:51:00.001-07:00

So long never update liao... The viewers must have gone sayonara already. But still, I'm posting! I mean, can you believe Jialin said Lin loashi is pregnant?!I asked her why, she said her tummy's growing bigger. Ryan said he's gonna blurt it out, but he did'nt. LOLZ... Jialins in hot water if anyone finds out. It did not happen, so who cares!And you know, Emil knows quite alot about Jialin.....I wonder if he has a rush on her ooh lala~! And ps : do you know its hard being a walrus? So much strength and yet so slow... No wonder they are endangered. If thats the case what about theb cheetahs? Jialin, if you're reading this, you still owe me half a chicken wing...^^

Rubbish

2008-03-10T05:17:00.000-07:00

Ha ha so long haven update my blog but then... I have nothing to write about so I'm just gonna write so rubbish.

A blog is like a pet.

It gets hungry when you don't update it
It gets bored when you don't visit it
It turns bad when you put in too much vulgarities (spelling!?)
It becomes too pleasant for ppl of the male gender when you write about ponies and dolls
It becomes abandoned when you delete it
It dies when it has all of the above conditions

And...

I LIKE MONKEYS!!!!

RAH!

2008-02-29T02:43:00.000-08:00

Hiii! CA1 is finally over!Can play com, watch TV blah blah blah... Well, al laest 4 a short while. I hate being in P6!Mrs Cha won't let us have our paper until she finished going through . There are 2 people who fail english, thats all I know. Probably I'm one of them. My English is so lousy. I always speak Singlish. About the others , no guarantee. Man, wish I can go back to 5E. To all former 5E pupils who are in 6F : Miss you guys!!! Ps. I think my post are too short.

This post is dedicated to...

2008-02-15T01:35:00.000-08:00

Ai yo yo... So long never post on this blog... Squirtle, (my terrapin) went to the happy place before I even get to introduce you ppl to him. Ah Meng also went to happy place. She was a GREAT Orang Utan! All the contributions she made to the tourism industry of Singapore... Mrs Cha gave us a lot of homework lately. My head's gonna EXPLODE!!! BUt the good news is I bought 2 new games for my DS, Pokemon Fire Red and POkemon Ranger. Yay... And then there PBL ... Bryan Yohannan did nothing (Not that I did a lot) Very sian leh. But good thing its Friday. Can take a break after the all that work. The total very boring. Its called Operation "Bubblegum" (Man, thats a stupid name.) All we did was to sit down a do silent reading. But its better than IPP. (So hot) All I have to say for now...

Happy Chinese New Year!

2008-02-02T00:34:00.000-08:00

I'm wishing you an early chinese new year here cuz I think this will be my last post till after chinese new year. On the chinatown learning journey, guess what I bought? A coconut and nothing else! The Chinatown museum thingy is very noisy and crowded. Ai yo yo! The teachers fromm the other schools are so noisy! Can't hear what the tour giude is saying. Guided tours are 90% not fun. And then I have to do all those ratio corrections. Why won't anyone believe that I was paying attention?! Jialin says I think too much about monkeys. But have you seen my report card?! My P3 results were the worst, and I have'nt fallen for monkeys yet! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! In fact. Jialin only scored 20% for my best friend test. (On paper. She does not have an account.) The highest score is 40% percent by Sijie. (Also on paper.) If you can score 60% or above for my quiz, I congragulate you. Don't care if you are a boy or not, who knows? Miracles can happen!

Chinese New Year Glitter Graphics

School sucks

2008-01-28T05:07:00.000-08:00

School sucks.... So much homework, boring lessons... And we got late dismissal today. Again. By 30 minutes. Well at least ting xie is postponed, yay. I thing I'm starting to miss Davin. During boring lessons, a 'Davin' is nessary to make everything more fun. Am I right? And Huiyi's party is fun too. Oh, and Lin Lao Shi said we can bring oh cell phones there. Double yay! Gonna take some awesome shots. But the bad news is that there will be worksheets. Boooo..... Hopefully Mrs Cha does'nt give us any homework that day. Bet I'll be dead beat by then. Nothing much more to say....

$$$

2008-01-19T18:08:00.000-08:00

Chinese new year is coming soon... New shoes, new clothes, new everything... But most of us kids just care about the $$$ they get from their Ang Pow. Maybe I should spend some of the money on the guitar I've been eyeing maybe I should get a microscope. (Okay, so the guitar's 2nd hand, but it's still shiny and good looking in perfect condition. Price? $49.) Oh and the whole P6 is going to Chinatown soon, can't wait. There will be another learning journey 2morrow but Mrs Cha does not allow us to bring tidbits...Whats that all about? (Bet Emil is really disappointed. Haha.) Hopefully Mrs Cha changes her mind. Note: We're visiting Mt Faber, must bring mosquito repellent. Okay, see you on my next post, byebye.

30th Post!

2008-01-15T04:52:00.000-08:00

Hi guys... This is my 30th post. So far, I have nothing to talk about besides school.

So... My science group is better, but my english group sucks. That Ka Heng pisses me off! Talk about stuff which I am not going to say what cuz this is a decent blog and not some riffraff parlour. I'm sitting next to Clement now, guess thats not so bad lar... And today at dismissal time, there was a REALLY, REALLY HEAVY rain. This is one of the most violent storms I seen. Umbrellas did'nt help at all. Like I told you, I despise going home in the rain. I'm writing a complain to the weatherman! Or not, a weatherman does not decide on the weather, he just forecasts it. I should write to the thundergod instead. (Someone plz tell me his address.) But the good thing is, the people I hate also expierienced the bad weather! YAY! Hooray for thundergod! The P6s are going to Chinatown very soon, must shop till I drop. Of course there is the museum part, but Lin Lao Shi said its interesting...

School can suck sometimes...

2008-01-08T22:10:00.000-08:00

Why did I say school can suck sometimes? Its probably today's science class group. Apoorva did not turn up today, so I the only girl in the group. Then, the boys started argueing and insulting. So we were the last group to finish the toy car thingy. Then comes the spiral activity. First, someone,(which I'm not saying who...) Kept blowing at the candle flame. This happened two times. Than on the last try, the spiral caught fire. On the almost a attemt, the candle was just lighted up, when Mrs Cha said ''Time's up!''. Wah lao.... So the activity was ended unsuceessfully.

At the end of the day, it started raining. But it stopped very soon. The rain's timing is good. Ever since this week, it has been raining ever since dismissal time. This made me wonder what I did wrong in my past life. It sucks going home in the rain....

1st week of school...

2008-01-05T19:28:00.000-08:00

Guess the first week of school isn't so bad... I'm getting the hang of it... Algebra isn't as hard as I expected. In fact, we finished the topic! ( Hurrah ). But there are like a million rules! So much that you could drown in them. Cannot do this, cannot do that.... So on and forth. However, my science group is a bummer !!! 3 boys, 2 girls. The other girl is Apoorva. I was told there will be lots of practice papers... 20 English, 15 Science, 15 Maths if I remember correctly. Luckily, its not as much stress as I thought. Oh, and I finally got to see the school printing room. So much paper. They could cover at least 5 northland school halls if you lay the out one by one. They should spare a thought for the enviroment. Use recycled paper or don't print worksheets at all...

Happy new year!

2007-12-30T19:18:00.000-08:00

This is the last day of 2007, and 2008 is coming really soon. Heres a recap of what happened in 2007....

Stuff that I like....

Chinese new year $$$
April Fools
My Birthday...
The day that the Save the monkeys campaign was formed
Children's Day
Christmas
Learning Journeys
Movie with 5E
Bursary

Stuff that I don really like...

P5 Camp
SA1
SA2

New Year 2008 Graphics

Sianz

2007-12-23T17:35:00.000-08:00

Now I feel that the blog address does not go with the blog at all... Maybe I should have called it monkeypalooza.blogspot.com or something like that. Today is Cristmas eve so enjoy yourselves. But theres one thing I don't understand... Why do some people eat turkey for Christmas dinner? Chicken tastes wayyyyy better. And, its cheaper! Rite? Oh, and one more thing. Look out for the special post : Flash back of 2007. So its a trip down memory lane. Rite???

Hohoho!

2007-12-22T22:48:00.000-08:00

Holidays are coming to an end, some people will feel happy, other will not. Christmas is coming soon, I bet 'yall are busy wrapping presents and having all sorts of gift exchanging events at this time. What give you more pleasure: giving or receiving? I pick both. My fav part of christmas? Shopping for presents and receiving present!!! I duno why,but I also like wrapping the presents. Providing the present is solid, and not liquid or gas. LOL... Got to go now, see you soon!

Sry

2007-12-17T20:40:00.000-08:00

Sorry about last time cuz I could'nt use MSN because the new computer was Windows xp professional and not Windows xp home. So, I not really sure that there won't be any add to messenger request... Some people might have already noticed that I have not been online for an extremely long time... Anyway Christmas is coming very soon and there not much excitement. Guess the boringness of this holiday has affected this year'sChristmas too. But never mind I'm still here, wishing you a very, very Merry Chistmas! Say, does anyone of you people believe in the existance of Santa Claus? I wonder how he squeezes into the chimney of houses. Does he go on diet every time Christmas is around the corner. But I dunno how to imagine a thin Santa. Youy need a very good imagination to do that. Ho! Ho! Ho!

I had a bad day...

2007-12-16T23:19:00.000-08:00

This is the worst holiday in the history of mankind! EVER! Tommorrow is going to be the worst day of the year: Its my sister's birthday. My sister is such a twit! She keeps rubbing her birthday money in my face. "Guess how much money I have?" She will ask. Trust me. You will never want a sister like her. She is the most annoying little girl in the universe! Cute on the outside, pure evil on the inside. Some day, I will finally blow my top and toss her into the dimension of cow droppings! How great is that?! Very! MWA HA HA HA! YEAH! No more annoying little girl!

2008

2007-12-15T21:17:00.000-08:00

The holidays pass so fast... Thats both good news and bad news! The good news : I can meet my friends again! The bad news : The stress of PSLE... Jialin has not recovered from her Chickenpox yet, so sad... Oh, and 1 more bad news of 2008 : We are gonna get 2 shots pf the doctors needle! I'm scared of the doctor's needle and I am not afraid to admit it .

Sobz

2007-12-13T19:42:00.000-08:00

Jialin got a bad case of Chickenpox... So sad. Its gonna take weeks to heal from this dumbo disease. Its disgusting having to feel itchy all the time. Scratch here scratch there... It might leave a scar on her soft sensitive skin. I feel so sorry for her. I feel kinda sorry for myself too. No one to play with for the rest of the holidays. Got to go now, mist make Jialin a get-well card.

ZZZ

2007-12-08T18:53:00.000-08:00

Hi! Nothing much has happened so far, so I have nothing much to write. LOL... Still, I can't wait 4 the movie, because it can save me from boredom. Well, at least temporarily. It's better than nothing. If you people know of any nice game websites, please tell me. Thanks a lot. Although I did help Jialin create a new blog. Its way better than her old one

Results

2007-12-04T19:20:00.000-08:00

Hi... The results of the competition (the blog one, remember?) is out. The winner for the best blog competition is Kwan Hong, with her simple and nice blog and its kinda cute, too. While the winner of the worst blog competition with his blog, theres nothing special and theres only 1 post...
This compettition is rigged cuz the is only 1 nominee for each competition

And I can't wait for the movie next Tuesday, its gonna be great! Each day passes like an eternity... Cuz I'm too excited... Well, its such a shame that some people cannot come. But I will see you guys soon!

And here are a bunch of smileys 4 you. Enjoy

Movies

2007-12-02T20:09:00.000-08:00

Ok.. Jialin's not going to watch the movie... So sad. Sometimes I feel that she is a horrible miser (no offence, rite?). She say the movie tickets are too expensive. She won't go unless someone pays for her movie ticket. Instead she wants to buy that DVD and watch it at home. Its that stinkin movie <>... It makes me want to barf. I hate Barbie! And I thought that not even a soul would want to watch. I wound'nt want to watch want to watch it even if its the only movie in the world!!!

Lol...

2007-11-29T00:12:00.000-08:00

Hi! Sorry I did not post for so long... I have been busy with some other crap. I dun have much to write, so I will just scribble something on.

So I decided to host a worst/best blog competition on my blog, so start nominating. All you have to do to nominate is to post the blog address, blog owner's name and the word 'worst' or 'best' depending which competition are you nominating the the blog for in the chatbox and you're done! Nomination closes on 5 December, so nominate quickly! After that I will add a poll for you to vote for the next five days. Add winners will be annouced once the score is tabulated. (This is just for fun, so there will be no offence if you win the worst blog competition, rite?)

Happy holidays.... not!

2007-11-19T00:04:00.000-08:00

Ahh... So many things have happened since I last posted on this blog. My maid left for home, I got a new mobile phone and my computer now has 2 monitors... It feels like an eternity since I posted on this blog. This holiday is so boring, nothing to do, except to write crap and rubbish on this blog and laze around. I need company, you are welcome to my house for a game of Uno or something... Help! I thing I am going to die out of boredom

Contact me!

2007-11-16T00:26:00.000-08:00

Hi again... Just wanna tell you that my e-mail is madmonkeyz_lol@hotmail.com . Please add me to your MSN! I want to have everybody's MSN account on my messenger by 2008 so I can keep in touch. Maybe we can have a 5E reunion after PSLE? Ai yah... Just kidding. Again, I will miss ya'll for those who will not be in my class next year.(Even the boys) Ahh... so sad. (Sob!) Ok, thats all I have to say bye bye and may you do well for the upcoming examinations.

Good news and bad news

2007-11-13T22:16:00.000-08:00

Yay! I was was allocated to 6E. That was a close one! I thought I was going to Mrs Lee-Goy's class, but I'm not! And best of all, no Davin Hong! Can revise for PSLE in peace. Bad news is, Huiyi, Beile and Felicia are going to 6F. So sad... ! more day to holidays... Cannot see my friends for a long time... But I can be more mad than ever! (At least until 2008) LOL.... Must get ready for the most stressful year of Primary school education.

At school 2day...

2007-11-11T23:32:00.000-08:00

How was school today? Not as good as I expected. We have to do this big book thingy for some kids in India. And the story I'm doing is damn long (1 and 3/4 pages) and I have to copy all of it! Dun wan to cut and paste cuz white paper looks ugly on pink paper. Can't we have more interesting stories? So I spent 22/30 of my time doing that thing. Jialin is doing Beauty and the Beast, but then her beast looks like a creature created by mixing a cute sheep and a kitty's DNA together and it looks real funny. ( If you saw it you would have already died out of laughter!)

Blogs...

2007-11-10T18:15:00.000-08:00

Phil is still keeping me in suspence with that blog of his... Wonder why is he being so mysterious. He said was gonna use it like a diary. I thought I can go into his blog and read his secrets since its a diary... But then he said he was not gonna post any secrets! But his blog still rocks even without the posts! I mean he still has the playlist and other additions there. Come to think of it, everyone's blogs are 1000 times better than mine.

Here is a list of the people whose blogs rock out loud (not in order)

Sean
Felicia
Derrick
Philbert
Rachel
Kwan Hong (small, but nice)

Here is a list of people whose blogs suck (in order)

Me
Myself
I

Classes

2007-11-10T17:27:00.000-08:00

Report books are to be distributed soon... Just hope I dun get last in class and not land into Mrs Lee-Goy's class. Mrs Lee-Goy like really piss me off!!! She alredy has a bad impression of 5E! I can imagine what would happen if I were in Mrs Lee-Goy's class...

I walk into the classroom with the rest of the class. I put down my bag and greeted her with the other. Out of the blue Mrs Lee-Goy starts shouting at the class for nothing! You can now imagine the horror of being in Mrs Lee-Goy's class.

A post

2007-11-07T21:01:00.000-08:00

Hi again... Holidayz are round the corner so what are you guys planning? My plan: Intensive video gaming to reach my goals!!! Lots of people use cheats but I don't. I play fair and square! I already reached a level 100 and max cash without chasting. You just need patience. Hahaz. Nintendo has been trying to hide Arceus but lot of people already knew 'bout it.Looks like they can't hide anything from us fans!

Yay!

2007-11-02T19:20:00.001-07:00

Yay! Exams are finally over. Its party time! Thought of celebrating with my pals... Well its been a long time since I did anything to my campaign... Wonder how its been.

My campaign's blog address is http://monkeyhug.blogspot.com Do pay a visit!

1 More day

2007-10-31T23:48:00.000-07:00

Yay! One more day till exams are officially over! ( Excluding health education). The bad thing is that today, this is the last day we are playing soccer for PE and us girls were stuck here, playing Captain's Ball .( I don't like Captain's Ball cuz the ball hit me three times on the face. Its painful!) I want to play Soccer! But all thats on my mind after exams will be play, play, and more play. Yay!

I hate exams

2007-10-27T03:07:00.000-07:00

Yeah, this is what I do to relax and most importantly, get away from studying during exam period. But exams are not the only stress I have. You see, BFF has been hanging out with this person and she ignores me. Sigh... Its hard to find another BFF since I'm the lamest girl in the world. No one to hang out with, I feel so lonely... Thats why I annoy people on messenger.

Exams

2007-10-24T00:50:00.000-07:00

Exams are round the corner. Mum says if I can get into the top 20 of the class I could get $50. I'm studying, but I'm glad I have the time to edit the blog. I don't like studying one bit. It makes me sleepy. Never mind, it won't be long till exams are over. Then I can celebrate and hang out with my friends. Yay.... But until then...

About me

2007-10-24T00:22:00.000-07:00

Although I'm a girl, I hate captain's ball and prefer Soccer. My favorite team is Liverpool. Those guys rock! I like pop music and hate indian music cuz it sounds kinda weird. My hobbies are listening to music, playing computer and video games, watching TV and shopping. I don't know why the girls at my school like matchmaking. I think its annoying and plain stupid. In chinese it is chi bao fan mei shi zuo. And of course I am mad and stupid too.

Welcome

2007-10-24T00:18:00.000-07:00

Welcome to my little space on the web. Do look around and leave a comment.