Rubbish

Ha ha so long haven update my blog but then... I have nothing to write about so I'm just gonna write so rubbish.

A blog is like a pet.

It gets hungry when you don't update it
It gets bored when you don't visit it
It turns bad when you put in too much vulgarities (spelling!?)
It becomes too pleasant for ppl of the male gender when you write about ponies and dolls
It becomes abandoned when you delete it
It dies when it has all of the above conditions

And...

I LIKE MONKEYS!!!!