i hate the world PT 2

So... The prelim results are released today (Maths and english , that is). Did quite well on the whole, 77% english and 92% for maths. So thats a new record for English, the previous one being 75%. The rest are not out yet, but theres no hurry. Thats good. But if you think you did poorly I think I got some useful tips for you to cope with your sadness. ( Usefulness not guaranteed )

1. Cry all you want in the shower . The sound will be drowned by the water, along with all that misery...
2. Yell at the world during a thunderstorm. ( Blame God for your misfortune )
3. Eat lots of chocolate. That way, you will be too concerned about your weight gain to worry about your results.
4. Indulge in drugs. If you get arrested, its not my problem. Blame yourself for not choosing any of the three options above.

Next topic. Did you realise that the world is becoming very girly?! I mean, in a modern household, its the mother who usually takes charge nowadays . More fathers are staying at home while the mothers go to work. Another example, weapon arts. Swordsdancing?! Its supposed to be swordsfighting for crying out loud! Even men are becoming more and more girly. Its all about finesse nowadays. What happened to the violence? Also, the world is being invaded by sissys.

Lastly, the olympics. It ended not long ago, yet I have nothing much to say about it since Singapore did not really participate in a lot of events . But still, congrats to our fine women's table tennis team who managed to earn us a silver medal. First one ever in that long 48 years! Woohoo, I guess.